Maddeners of the Year Award 2007

My personal Maddeners of the Year Award goes to two very deserving individuals - my ex in-laws.

These two made sure that I was good and maddened throughout the entire year by leaving harassing voicemails, offering spiritual guidance through emails, stalking my daughter and I, showing up at my home unannounced, filing lawsuits, and just other general maddenings by way of harmful lies.

In all honesty, they would have won the award in previous years, had this blog existed. I expect them to win in 08 as well.

Wedding Speech Botched

This guy tries to give a heart felt speech at his friend's wedding, but ends up botching the whole thing instead. Five dollars to anyone who can tell me what he's trying to say here.

Man Maddened by Tom on MySpace

It sounds like this guy had a real maddening on MySpace thanks to Tom himself! Unreal...

Kid Jumps From Second Floor Onto Christmas Tree

In the spirit of Christmas, I decided to post this video of a kid in a high school jumping onto a huge Christmas tree from the second floor. Meh...

Don't Open Your Christmas Presents Early...Or Else You'll Get Maddened!

ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. - A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early.

Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest.

Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present.

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair.

I'd love to post a picture of this crazy, but I can't find one. I'm sure she looks good and maddened, as does he.

A School Yard Maddening

Some kid gets laid out in a little school yard tussle. Why would you open your arms in a loving embrace during a fight???

Sucka Punch

Why?!

Madnastics

This gymnast is takes a maddening tumble. The mind wants to continue the routine, but the body cannot.

My Maddening Truck Wreck

I'm always talking about how bad drivers are in Columbus. Well, yet again another one has maddened me by running a stop sign and slamming into my passenger side door. I did have a passenger in the truck at the time and luckily they weren't injured. I wonder how many more of these bad drivers I'll encounter...

A Ninja Pissed at Taco Bell

This guy has apparently been maddened by Taco Bell, so he decides to put on a ninja mask and yell about it. Warning: Language.

The Poop Tube

For those of you who aren't familiar with Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, it's twelve minutes of random skits and parodies featured on Adult Swim. This is one of their best yet.