Friday, November 30, 2007

Tribute to the Greatest Jedi Ever

This video is a tribute to the greatest Jedi in Star Wars history- Qui-Gon Jinn. Although he was usually being maddened, he still managed to always get the job done.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Massey's Maddener

Massey's Pizza Maddening
Well, a new term has been born thanks to this guy. A maddener is someone who either knowingly or unknowingly causes a maddening to anyone around them through their own selfish and inconsiderate actions.

That being said, this guy decided to become the maddener at Massey's Pizza in Westerville, Ohio on Sunday by claiming reign over both of the TVs in the dining area. The patrons there before him, myself included, were watching the Browns game when the maddener decided to take the TV remote and flip through channel after channel for the duration of three minutes or so. We all sat there quietly while he did this, partially from disbelief.

Finally he decided to stop on the TV Guide channel for a while and that's when someone spoke up and asked him for the remote. The maddener replied that he was on the TV Guide channel because he was looking for the Browns game.

Monday, November 26, 2007

School Slip

Just what it says.



Sunday, November 25, 2007

Kermit the Frog Maddened by 2girls1cup

A parody of the recent string of reaction videos to the disgusting 2girls1cup video. I will not link to the original video. If you haven't seen it, Google it for yourself (at your own risk).




Karate Kid Makes Love to Ground

This guy puts on a little karate demonstration for us, but sadly he fails to deliver in the end. I'm pretty sure he had a maddening afterwards.



Saturday, November 24, 2007

Girl Slapped Silly

This guy thought it would be a good idea to slap a girl as hard as he could.



Friday, November 23, 2007

Patrons at Art Gallery Maddened by Drunk Dummy

Beer and Art Galleries don't mix well.

Halo Nerd Has a Maddening

Perhaps his mother should start restricting his video game usage.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Maddeningly Good Phone Prank

I realize that some of you may have heard this before, given the age of the CD, but I felt like sharing this with those of you who are underprivileged. The artist is a man who voices a number of characters he named the "Touch-Tone Terrorists", and he became popular by recording phone pranks and making CDs of them. In this particular one the character Blade calls in sick and test the patients of his maddened employer.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Maddened by Bouldergeist

Bouldergeist Super Mario Galaxy Wii

I have been absolutely maddened by this fucking Bouldergeist bitch in Super Mario Galaxy on the Wii. There's a "daredevil" run where you must beat this bitch without getting hit and let me tell you, it's just a dick hair's length shy of impossible. I must have spent a total of a good two hours over the last three days trying to do this. Fuck that fucking Bouldergeist!!!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Baseball Coach Maddened by Video Game Reenactment

This is a great reenactment of a video game that I wouldn't think could by translated into real life. The funniest part is the baseball coach's maddened reaction begining at 01.22. The game is Katamari Damacy by the way.

Friday, November 16, 2007

CNW 8920 Maddened by Morning Traffic

License Plate CNW 8920 Dublin Ohio Traffic

On my way to work this morning, I encountered a man in the middle of his maddening. This picture was taken in Dublin, Ohio. I needed to get over to the right lane before the next traffic light in order to turn right. There was already a long line of motorist in that lane, so somewhere in the middle of them I decided to put my right turn signal on in hopes that some kind person would let me over. Instead what I got was a rude ass who not only wouldn't let me over, but he felt the need to become very animated and gesture for me to get behind him while yelling angrily at me.

CNW 8920 must have believed that he was the only person on the road who needed to be somewhere at that time. Either that or the woman in the passenger seat was maddening him for some reason. Or maybe he was trying to impress her by showing her that he was the alpha male. Whatever it was, he proved his dominance on the road, so if you live in Dublin, Ohio watch out for this bad-ass.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

PWANG225 Gives Duty 2 Players a 'Lobby Maddening'

Eight players in Call of Duty 2's deathmatch lobby were "PWANGed" last week while playing on the Xbox 360. We'd all just gotten ready to play after about five minutes of indecisiveness from other players when old PWANG225 decided to close the lobby and madden everybody in it. Another inconsiderate ass in the Duty community.

Dog the Bounty Hunter maddened

Well, he's officially lost the respect of both races now. "I'd kill myself if it would make things right." Gimme an F'n break! If everyone who said the N-word at some point killed themselves, we'd lose 90% of the populace.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Two Maddenings for the Price of One

This guy gets maddened once when he catches his girl cheating with another guy, and the once more when... well, just watch.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

DLL 5444 Causes a Drive-Thru Maddening


A drive-thru maddening occurred today at a Wendy's restaurant in Dublin, Ohio. The driver of a white Honda Civic, license plate DLL 5444, pulled in front of me moments before reaching the drive-thru speaker to insure that he would acquire his meal a whole minute before he would have had he been courteous and waited his turn.

I suppose I should thank him for at least providing me with fresh content for my blog. Thank you, friend!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Yoda's Been Maddened Weed

Judging by this cleverly edited picture found online, I'd say Yoda's been maddened into substance abuse. Probably from that maddening Ani.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Dentist Goes Mad

Apparently, there was some kind of parking dispute. This guy goes completely mad over it. A bit of over-reacting I think.

Friday, November 9, 2007

ECL 7666 Maddens Motorists


A red Toyota Corolla, license plate ECL 7666, maddened motorists today at 4:10 pm on the entrance ramp to 270 east from 161 westbound. The driver rudely pulled into the right lane two cars ahead of myself where there was clearly no room and he did so with little warning. His abrupt behavior caused the driver in front of me to tap his brakes causing a chain reaction of madness behind him.


Once on 270, the Toyota continued to disregard laws by weaving in and out of traffic at dangerous speeds. If you're on the road at the same time as this ass, be sure to keep a safe distance to avoid any injuries you may receive as a result of his reckless driving.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

I've Been Maddened Autopsy

I've just posted a video about an autopsy prank on this blog and my curiosity got the best of me. I decided to look up "autopsy" on YouTube and watch a real autopsy. That was a mistake, as it was thoroughly maddening. I never want to see such a thing again. If you want to be maddened, follow the link above. Mad.

Man Maddened by Autopsy Prank

Apparently even dead people can madden you.

Family Maddened by Teabaggers

Some kid with a Michigan hat reminisces about the time his "friends" teabagged him. His mother recalls the incident as well.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Tim Maddened at Work

Tim Hilt Pirates of the Caribbean

Tim, a co-worker of mine, experienced a maddening today when he tried to share with us his excitement over the upcoming dvd release of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Apparently, Tim doesn't realize that PotC3 is highly over-rated and only popular among adolescent teens and women. When we explained this to him, he became oddly quiet and turned a shade of red (presumably from anger).


To madden Tim further, we sent back a good number of his "materials" at work that he had passed as acceptable, and pointed out to him that they were in fact not acceptable. When Tim discovered that his quality of work was questionable, he became even more agitated and visibly maddened.


After lunch, however, he was back in good spirits, as he was able to unwind with a good read from his Harry Potter book.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Alex Baez Maddened by Stench


A fellow MySpacer has informed me that I'm not the only one who goes mad from time to time. If his picture is no indication, then check out his MySpace profile and listen to some of his original music, which is pretty good by the way.


Apparently one of his neighbors was cooking such bad food, that the stench found it's way to his apartment and maddened him for a good part of the afternoon. I live in an apartment, so I can relate.

Maddened by Gorilla Munch


This damn cereal maddened me by spilling all over the counter top and floor when I tried to rip open the bag. You would think that a grown adult in better-than-average shape could open a children's bag of cereal, wouldn't you?

Gorilla Munch (purchased at Trader Joe's and other fine retailers) is a gluten free, organic cereal from EnviroKidz which promises to be "Good for the earth. Good for kids, too." It turned out to be good for one day off of work because when it flew all over the kitchen, I calmly walked over to the phone and informed my boss that I wouldn't be coming into work today. That's how much this cereal maddened me.
What makes it so bad is the smug, shit-eating grin on that damn gorilla's face. I haven't been this maddened in a good while.

Maddened Sportscaster

I came across this little gem again today, and it's what you'd call a classic maddening (in more than one sense of the term). You would think that someone who wanted to be a sportscaster could handle being on camera, and furthermore, would know if they could handle it prior to getting in front of one. If I were in his position, I would have immediately faked an illness or heart attack (or something) to escape.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Maddened by Hundai

Maddened yet again on the road. I swear, everyday I have a new driving experience to write about. This guy decided to get in the left lane in front of me and drop my speed down by at least 10 mph. Why are people so inconsiderate that they purposely get in front of other drivers and refuse to do the speed limit. Maddening I tell you!

Co-worker Maddened at Lunch

A co-worker of mine tired to read his Harry Potter book at lunch so I decided to madden him by taking pictures.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Maddened by Buick in Right Lane


Imagine that, another inconsiderate driver. I was lucky enough to be behind this timid driver in the right lane at the red light in rush hour traffic. I needed over so I could get on the outer-belt, so naturally the lady in front of me decided to go twenty miles an hour in a thirty-five. Just slow enough that I can't merge into the left lane in time. That created what I have now come to call a maddening. Here she is, for the world to see. Beware the scared drivers!

Maddened Soccer Goalies

Click to view some of the world's worst soccer goalies. These guys are brilliant.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

DZD 5732 Maddens Me on Way to Work


This very rude driver decided to madden me on my way to work this morning by pulling right in front of me with no warning whatsoever. He needed over so bad that he had to nearly cause an accident to do so.