Viva La Maddened

In case you haven't heard, the cockeyed man known as "Don Vito" on MTV's "Viva La Bam" was just convicted of two counts of sexual assault on a child Wednesday. Vincent Margera, age 51, was accused of groping three girls ages 12 to 14 at a mall last year while doing an autograph signing. He's being held without bail until his sentencing hearing on December 20, 2007.

I don't really care if he's maddened considering the nature of the crime, but what I find maddening is that an ex-coworker of mine had a huge tattoo of Don Vito on his leg before all this happened. So basically he's now got a huge tattoo of a sex offender on his leg. He may want to get that altered now.

Soldiers Go Mad in Duty 2

A hilarious video I found on YouTube about soldiers getting dry humped in Call of Duty 2. I imagine a lot of time went into this.

Maddened by Mustaches

This is a blog that I stumbled across this evening about... mustaches. It appears to be only a few months old, but the author has obviously put a considerable amount of time into it, as it appears to be updated regularly. Whoever created this blog was, for whatever reason, maddened by mustaches to the point that they had to write about them. As if the pictures weren't funny enough, the accompanying captions are rather humorous as well. Check it out at http://mustachesofthenineteenthcentury.blogspot.com/ for a good laugh.

Idiot Maddened by Picture

I actually remember seeing this a while ago, but I stumbled on it again and laughed my ass off. This guy has got to be a complete moron.

Pluto Maddened by Little Boy

Trouble in the Magic Kingdom, I see. Apparently this little kid kicked good, ol' Pluto square in the ball bag which in turn sent Pluto into a fit of madness. I would've liked to see what Pluto would've done had he caught him.

Weight Lifter Maddened by Heavy Weight

This is what happens when you try to lift more than you can handle. Furthermore, if I was to try to bench a weight that I could barely handle, I would at least have my thumbs wrapped around the bar for stability. Great job.

WoW Nerds Maddened by Funeral Crashers

This had apparently happened over a year ago, but I just found out about it recently. It seems that when a beloved gamer dies in real life, that person's World of Warcraft buddies will often hold an in-game, online funeral out of respect for the deceased. In this case, the attendees made the fatal mistake of leaving their weapons and armor at home. Evidently, a guild by the name of Serenity Now caught wind of this and decided to take advantage of the opportunity. This is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

Swing Maddened by Terrible Song

See what happens when a swing gets tired of a maddeningly bad song.

Fish Tank Remaddening

Once a week I'm maddened by this fish tank that I can't seem to rid of algae. Every week I scrape it clean, and every week it grows back to "remadden" me if you will. If anyone would like a free tank, contact me at the mail link at the bottom of the page. Within the green, slimy confines should reside a kribensis cichlid. You may have him as well.

Police Officer Gets Maddened

You see what happens when you turn your back for one second?

Fool Gives New Meaning to 'Sunday Driver'

I was maddened today by someone who decided it was necessary to drive ridiculously slow through my apartment complex. All I wanted to do was get home with my groceries, but what should have been 10 second stretch easily took a couple of minutes thanks to the overly paranoid and cautious driving behaviors of the above Sunday Fool. She felt the need to go no more than one mile per hour over a series of speed bumps, seemingly paralyzed in fear. If you see this vehicle, make sure you don't get caught behind it.

Maddened by Duty

Call of Duty 2 for the XBOX 360, for those of you who don't know, can be a very maddening game especially when played online. There tends to be episodes where a certain player continually gets lucky and gets away every time without even a scratch. We call this getting away scott free or "scott". OpticalLlama is one such player. He somehow gets away scott every time, even when he gets shot point blank with a garand (the most powerful weapon in the game).

So, I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly congratulate old Optical on a job well done. You sir, have successfuly modded your 360 to become the most invincible player on Duty 2. I award you by posting your gamertag below for all to see in it's splendor.

SS Mies deserves some recognition as well, for he too pulled a win out of his ass today after repeatedly getting blown from my roof top in Toujane Tunisia. Well done, ladies.

The Lawnmower Maddening

Have you ever been maddened by an inanimate object? Of course you have. This is one such instance. Watch the madness.

Eleen DeGeneres Goes Mad for Dog

On Ellen's show today, she cried and sobbed over a dog that was taken from her. The video below says it all. Poor girl, she's gone all mad.

Welcome to My Madness!

This is the first post in my blog about maddenings. As you can see, I've decided to make the word "maddening" a noun rather than an adjective. A maddening can be described as any particular person, place, or event that one experiences that is so traumatic that it causes the one experiencing it to go nearly insane. Possibly, this itself can be considered a sign of madness. I realize that I'm being overly dramatic, but it helps me cope with my otherwise maddening life.

I also realize that I'm not the only one who has a seemingly miserable life, and I'm sure some of you will be quick to point that out, but this also helps me cope by writing and sharing about the maddenings I have.

Hopefully someone will find this blog and realize that they aren't alone, and possibly share maddenings that they have had as well.

Submit Your Own Maddening!

Now you can submit a maddening that you have experienced directly to us. If you have an accompanying picture or video, try using Photobucket or YouTube respectively and directing us to that file.

If we deem it to be funny enough, we'll feature it here and you'll get some exposure as well.